The husband has had a brilliant idea. Or what he thinks is a brilliant idea. He wants to film me cooking and put the videos on YouTube. He even bought a small camera and created a YouTube channel.
I tried to stop him. I told him I’m not that good of a cook. I told him that all the recipes I make, I find on the internet or in cookbooks. I told him I’m not really original and I always mess something up and that I’m not very photogenic.
And today he decided that he would film me making tiramisu.
Wait. “What?” I said. “I don’t make tiramisu. I don’t know how to make tiramisu. YOU make the tiramisu in our house.”
“It’s easy,” said the husband. “I’ll tell you how to do it and then you’ll do it.”
“But I’m going to get fat. I wanted a nice peach for dessert tonight.”
“You’ll have tiramisu instead!”
I returned home from work, and there he was with all his ingredients. “It’s easy!” he said again.
And it is.
For tiramisu you need the following:
3 eggs (or rather 3 egg yolks)
¼ cup of sugar
rhum, whiskey, or cognac
strong coffee or espresso
Prepare your coffee. Set aside.
Put your sugar into a large bowl. Separate your egg yolks from the whites. You only need the yolks, which you add to the sugar and whisk away (with a whisk) until it’s blended.
Add your marscapone. All of it. Whisk away again. Keep whisking until the marscapone is fully blended and smooth.
Here you add 1 shot of your liquor of choice. The husband and I used 30-year old cognac, because what else are you supposed to do with it when it’s been sitting around your house for 2 years?
Whisk whisk whisk.
Add 4 tablespoons of heavy cream. Whisk whisk whisk until all is smooth and homogeneous.
Pour your coffee into a bowl and prepare your lady fingers. Take a square or rectangular pan and quickly dipping the lady fingers one by one into the coffee, lay them side by side in the pan. Make sure they only get a quick dip, because if they soak they’ll fall apart and you’ll have nothing but mush.
Then do it all again.
When you’re done, add a bit of unsweetened coca powder on the top for decoration and because it’s tradition.
Stick it in the fridge for about 8 hours to let the cream firm up.
There you have it – traditional and easy tiramisu.
As a side note: the traditional liquor used in this dish is marsala, which is some type of Italian wine. We didn’t have any. But as the husband is part Italian, he’d be crushed if I didn’t metion it.
Also, I’m not linking to the video. I’m wearing a horrible dress, my makeup is running down my face because of the heat and unless you stick an oboe in front of me, I will never have any stage presence.